Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Emails from Japan: March 24, 2009

Hello my dear little creme puffs!

In Tokyo. Took a seven hour bus ride to get here. Cramped. Stale air. Pleasant and wonderful. But! Am in Tokyo. At an internet cafe by Kanda Station, where I stayed with my prof and fellow students last... last last year? Yeah, last last year. We're waiting for my favorite breakfast nook to open. I've been wanting to eat there again ever since I left. I'm so excited.

No really. I am.

Then we're going to Disney Sea! Which would be more exciting I suppose if I had slept better? Maybe. Or something.

The girl I'm traveling with hasn't forced me to kill her yet, but I'm thinking it may be sooner rather than later. I just don't travel all that well, especially when I have no opportunity to escape into my own space. And on this trip I will have none whatsoever. We're staying in a couple of dormitories and hostels to keep cheap, and the two hotels we do get are twin rooms. There is no escape from her. I may kill and eat her. I just have that problem when I spend an extended period of time in anyone's company. I still love you though, Ana!

It pisses me off no end that the apostrophe is shift 7 on this computer.

Also. No wait! I will get my own room in Osaka! I forgot. We're staying at a capsule hotel the 27th. A really nice one. I am excited about that. It has a free sauna and stuff, though I'm not sure if girls can use it. Cross your fingers for me.

Anyway. That's pretty much all I got. I've only just started. Maybe I'll get to another internet cafe at some point to keep people that care updated. Like, well, my mother. She cares. No one else probably does, but you get to hear about it anyway because you bastards should suffer with me. +D

Y'all know I love you.

And I'm done. Oh wait!

And then zombies attacked and everybody got ate.

The end.

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